What If Stoners Named Things? These Alternate Names For Everyday Things Will Make You LOL

If you looked at an ice cube for the first time with no prior knowledge of the word for frozen cubes of water, what would you call it? Why not call it water with corners?

Really, these are just things that Tom Haverford would say.

Update: Here are some user submissions!

See Tom Haverford’s take on food slang:

Share these funny names for everyday objects with your friends! Stoner labels for everything!
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