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Brian Williams Stands By Claim Of Korean War Service.

NBC news anchor Brian Williams is reportedly standing by his claim that he served in the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Korean War despite mounting evidence that seems to contradict his claim. Williams claims to have served in the 4077th from September

Woman Finally Accepts That She Has Her Mother’s Thighs.

In an extraordinary turn of events, 32 year old Michigan native Sandy Blakenshire has finally learned to accept that she has her mother's thighs. The young Miss Blakenshire came to this breakthrough realization after more than a decade's worth of wasted efforts to

Olive Garden’s Never Ending Pasta Pass Claims First Life.

The recent death of a Diberville, Mississippi resident has been attributed to Olive Garden's Never Ending Pasta Pass. In mid September Olive Garden launched the Never Ending Pasta Pass. The pass, which could be the subject of a Morgan Spurlock's next documentary film, is